Funny Quotes

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  • Men are the head while women are the rib; they protect the vitals in society.

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  • Batman and Wolverine used to be my Favourite Superheroes. As I grew older, I drifted towards Silver Surfer.

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  • Agriculture, Architecture and Art are therapeutic!

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  • I believe in YHWH, ALLAH and JAH; same GOD, different names.

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  • Behind every pregnant woman, there is a man.

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  • The more rainwater you store during the wet season, the less water you lack during the dry season.

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  • Every Lugbara word ends with a vowel. Some words have more than one meaning depending on pronunciation or context.

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  • How do France Football Ballon d'Or winners say "Thank you!" in French? Messi!

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  • Some people perform better than others in school examinations simply because they read ahead, no one is born knowing anything.

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  • Mango and pineapple juice are so complete that they do not require additional sugar to taste sweet!

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