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Finding the right wife out of 4 billion women is like a quadratic equation. |
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Think like a CPU, act like a display! |
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When you put the upper half of a Bic pen in sunlight and lower part in a shade, a blazing ring of light forms at the tube base. |
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"Everybody Hates Chris", but I like him because he is very funny. |
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I do not wear tattoos, denim jeans, wigs, bangles nor ties. |
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My day lasts 25 hours; 24 on the clock and one hour in my dreams. |
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The Funniest Joke the Devil and his advocates have ever cracked is that GOD has no money, hahehihohu, yet HE can create anything. |
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Watch and hear your bird ,who knows to sing a sad song rather than listen to other birds in the bushes which sing happy song. |
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The world is a stage, and a stage is a world of entertainment |
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Those who are too sloppy, they are most honest in spirit |