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  • The lover is like a football. More you kick him/her, he/she will be fine

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  • Poverty Is A virtue

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  • It is impossible for God to believe in women! If not impossible, after creating the eve, he would not have kept the tree of the forbidden fruit alive.

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  • The human ear is three, Listening with two ears. Another ear is not mundane, invisible. Which "Advice" brings out!

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  • Am I good to be bad?
    Or
    Am I bad to be good?

    -55_ro1

    by 55_ro1
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  • Sow good, reap good, too lazy to chop wood, no Fireplace to warm your space!

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  • If the ambiance is right, you'll get your high on a mocktail in a cocktail glass, as it is a guilt-free drink.

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  • Mahol sahi ho to jo nasha whiskey ke glass me paani peene se kahin hota hai
    Woh darr ke mare paani ke glass me whiskey dal kar nahi hota hai!

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  • Hold fast to dreams, For if dreams die Life is a broken-winged bird, That cannot fly.

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  • My name is Donbukana I was created in God's own image. And I have the right to call that Upstairs big MAN My Father..

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