"We are all made of stardust"
Well sure sweetheart. But so is garbage.

When a snake does not act like a snake the little children will use it to tie firewood

Monkey that eat with both hands should prepare to fall soon

No matter how far the urine goes the last drop fall close to the owner's legs

Jesus forbid you put me down in your history of romance like a list of countries, where you came and conquered.
May I be more like Genghis Khan, spreading out upon the populations and tarnishing the memory of all that once was.

I don't like to do hard work and hard working is a key for success. So I have found another key called smart working.

Don't mind what others say at your back. Chill dude, they just don't have guts to say at your face.

Your failure to see the humor in my words does not necessarily constitute insensitivity on my part; but possibly, hypersensitivity on yours.

When a shit is written "made in China" thats when you have second thoughts

Why is the speed limit in a school zone 15 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles.