Boy: Let's play a game, any game, just not hide and seek. Girl: Why not hide and seek? Boy: Because a girl like you is impossible to find.

When your life flashes before your eyes does that include the black outs? That'd be cool. Like your life but with never before seen footage.

Don't be stupid, if their ex is still calling its because they're still getting an answer.

Regardless of your age, 10 years from now you'll want to relive your present age for one of two reasons: 1. It was awesome. 2. You wasted it.

WARNING, Do not smoke near gas pumps! Your life may not be worth much, but gas is!

Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony; he stuck a feather in his hat, and called it macaroni... That folks, is what drugs do to you.

Most stoners seem like they're not too bright. But ask them about weed and they turn into a walking Wikipedia.

Someone told me I was too cute to be single so I told them they were too dumb to be giving advice.

Finding love is easy if you realize it's an abstract concept.

A girl just wants to be told you miss her and want her.....50 times a day.