Why don't you make like a tree and use photosynthesis to turn sunlight into energy, then use that energy to fcuk off.

Chocolate makes the world go round, around the waistline.

The girlfriend pisses me off so much, I wanna grow old with her just to watch her die.

I wonder if people who decide to try crack saw a crackhead and thought, yeah that.

Whoever said that change is as good as a holiday either A: has never been on holiday, or B: needs to change his/her medication :-P

We should have been sword fighters we are so good at missing the point

She asked me for time and distance. I guess she wants to calculate velocity.

Of course you are cute, you have hair covering 90% of your ugliness.

Fcuk me like I ruined your credit.

People are like avocados, we all look the same genotypically, some are nice and ripe, others rotten, but you never know till you cut it open what you'll get :-P