Funny Quotes

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  • Forget not how to live...

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  • I'm an optimist. I didn't lose a sock in the dryer. I found an extra one!

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  • Quoting yourself makes you sound wise.
    -Dufoi

    by Dufoi
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  • Friendship is really weird. Like, you just pick some humans you've met and you're like, "Yup, I like these ones." And you just do stuff with them.

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  • The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.

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  • I see you, spider... I see you hiding in the corner all flat and pressed against the ceiling... My old foe, I will find a way to get to you...

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  • That awkward moment when you have characters in your book fighting and you get all worked up writing it

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  • Okay it's "Operation: Get Ready for Tomorrow!"

    yeah that ain't gonna happen....
    It's gotta happen; there's a tomorrow...

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  • Make No Mistake About It!

    there's nothing more, just don't make any mistakes...

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  • Who will help me slay the jabberwocky?

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