My thoughts:
"Do I know you?... No... Yes?... No... Maybe..."
"WHO ARE YOU?"
"Ohhh, it's you."

My life.

Life itself is exciting
one minute it turned me on
another minute it turned me off
but it never let me bored.

Me: "Keep an eye on that guy, he's completely nuts and dangerous".

AK: "I'm allergic to dangerous nuts".

Buy a hamster. Name it Virginity. Lose the hamster. Close enough.

If I suddenly had the ability to teleport, I'd spend an entire day popping up naked in front of people and asking for John Connor.

I love how when I get online you get offline. Like a little game of cat and mouse, don't you think?

"Was that lightning?" No no.... they're taking pictures for Google Earth..

Next time a guy asks for your number, write it down in Roman numerals. If he manages to call you, he's a keeper.

Do you want a medal or a chest to pin it on?

The best way to wind down is to wind up!