Funny Quotes

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  • Before Lake Victoria was discovered, the Biggest Lake in Africa was Lake Victoria.

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  • It’s not about whether you win or lose, sometimes it’s about how many pages you add to the rule book.

    by Anya
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  • I don't want to die, but if I have to I will.

    by Mark
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  • "smile is an icon not on desktop but on our face to find happiness easily
    create more shortcuts as to remember often
    love to smile so your opponent never fails to love you"

    by swathi
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  • If I am plan B, then I have spared many from plan C.

    by Mark
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  • The more I tell myself to shut-up, the worse I get.

    by Mark
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  • If love can kill, I will survive...

    by Oasis
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  • Up until 1 year ago, I thought sonnets were a complexly woven type of hat.

    by Mark
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  • There are a lot of lies going around and half of them are true.

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  • Laughing at your own jokes, is the greatest flattery for yourself!

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