Stupidity makes me realize something
....how smart you are! but how?

I am able to read my wife's thoughts. However at times she forgets to write them.

Some people want to be in vogue even at the cost of being a rogue.

Something is wrong when your latest love is; yourself!

If you draw the gun and don't shoot right, you're shot down! - Tapan Ghosh

I thought we were on the same page...until I realized we weren't even in the same book....

Drink expresso to lower your depresso.

My last loving relationship involved a spare electrical outlet at an airport departure gate.

I wish this conversation had GPS because you lost me about 20 words ago.

Admit it. You get a small rush of happiness when your crush likes your Facebook picture or status.