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Friends are like orgasms... nobody wants the fake ones. |
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No matter how good are you at something... There's always an Asian kid did it better than you. |
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Askhole; The person that always asks for your advice but does the opposite of what you told them. |
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You know you're bored when You Google yourself |
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Tech support: "We aren't satisfied until You aren't satisfied!" |
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Throwing fertilizer at people who need to grow up. |
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If Mother Nature was to stab everyone who abused her then we would all be dead. |
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Phone sex; I'll bet it wasn't what that telemarketer was expecting. |
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So you're so straight eh? so is spaghetti till you heat it up ;) |
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Sometimes Words Are Not Enough.. :( |