Tech support: "We aren't satisfied until You aren't satisfied!"

Throwing fertilizer at people who need to grow up.

If Mother Nature was to stab everyone who abused her then we would all be dead.

Phone sex; I'll bet it wasn't what that telemarketer was expecting.

So you're so straight eh? so is spaghetti till you heat it up ;)

Sometimes Words Are Not Enough.. :(
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A Punch Is Necessary..:P :D

We live in a society where losing your phone is more serious then losing your virginity.

If love is hate and hate is love then is pain happyness and happyness is pain so it grows? lol if you laughed or smiled then u understand it

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Boy: want to go on a date?
girl: sure whatt do u want to do?
boy: go to the movies?
girl:what do u wana see?
boy:........you

:)