If love is hate and hate is love then is pain happyness and happyness is pain so it grows? lol if you laughed or smiled then u understand it

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

I'd rather be a b**ch than a h*e. I'd rather tell it like it is than blow every guy I know

Call me a s**t. Call me a wh**e. Call me whatever. I've heard it before. Say that I'm fake. Say that I lie. Say what you want. You won't see me cry, because I know none of it's true, but calling me all this shit, ha, what the hell does that make you?

Friend at house: Hey you have a bathroom?
Me: Noooooo, we shit outside.

Me: Hey, God, what's a million years to you?
God: A minute.
Me: what's a million dollars to you?
God: A penny.
Me: Can I have a penny?
God: In a minute.

Shit man, almost went to jail...
that game of monopoly is intense.

Cutest fight
Girl
I want to end this relationship,
i wil return you everything which you gave me!
Boy
ok! lets start with
“Kisses

The greatest happiness of life is knowing we are loved-loved for who we are, or sometimes, loved inspite of how we are. -Victor Hugo

Boy: want to go on a date?
girl: sure whatt do u want to do?
boy: go to the movies?
girl:what do u wana see?
boy:........you

:)