Trip on a skip,
you'll fall on your hip,
dont walk so slow,
watch where you go,
be quick,
two sticks,
five bills,
run for the hills,
three chimes,
stop on a dime,
should i write more,
im not so sure......

I'm not bias, I hate every one equally...

He is the kinda person to try to drown a fish. but you know what, i do too. :)

"you fail" 'so did your mum and dad's condom'.

I don't know why, but when people continuously say the word 'like' in the middle of all their sentences it really gets me. Sometimes it's so bad that I want to lean over and punch them in the forehead. You know?

Elementary School- "He started it!"

Middle School- "It was a dare!"

High School- "I was drunk."

Clothes are overrated, panties are debated

Don't play stupid with me.... I'm better at it!

Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

U dont realize how much you need each of your fingers until they're wrapped in a band-aid n your tryin so hard not to get it wet