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What's this thing you call normal? |
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They say honesty is the best way to go. But how do you tell someone that you were dreaming about them? You don't, you lie and say it was a nightmare. |
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What is sleep, after all, but the process by which we dumped our insanity into a dark subconscious pit and came out on the other side, ready to eat cereal instead of the neighbor's children |
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It's like the world is your ice cream cone, |
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If the world ends in 2012, I've wasted my whole life in school.. |
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Were you just dissing Canada? |
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height |
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It goes in dry and comes out wet, the longer its in, the stronger it gets, we can have it in bed, just you and me, but its not what you think, its lipton tea! =P |
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15 minutes into lecture and 3 pages of notes later, he says "wait, let me start over" |
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God has seemed to have given me the ability to understand what people want to hear, and then say what they need to hear. |