Funny Poems About Relationships

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  • Black Crayons (5)

    by Curing the Comon Cliche

    I knew this girl named Alice.
    She was pretty as could be...

  • King Leo (5)

    by Deana

    King Leo
    On the vast Savannas...

  • The Beer Drinking Vampire (5)

    by david hollas

    There once was a vampire,
    lived not far from here...

  • The Dating Game (5)

    by Kelly

    So you think you can just leave me hanging,
    well when i see you, your head ill be banging...

  • A Damn (5)

    by Countess of Monte Cristo

    I'm sorry for thinking i was good enough,
    I'm sorry for thinking of you...

  • My Wifey Is Fun (5)

    by Lesbian Natalie

    My Wifey Is Fun
    By:Natalie K. Heym...

  • One vs. Two (5)

    by Mag

    Better to be one
    than exist in two...

  • I Need a Walmart Woman (5) 1

    by Glenn G

    Last night you came home from work
    With a smirk on your face...

  • Roses are red (5)

    by Megan

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue...

  • The Pimple (5) 1

    by Whiskurz

    Well I wrote a poem about my wife
    But she said, "If you post it you die&quot...

  • My Operation's Due!.... (5)

    by Dreamofolwin

    Here I am sitting in a shock,
    over whats become my lot...

  • With eternal love
    he vowed to be hers until...