Men are like shoes
never buy the same pair twice...
When looking for a girlfriend I
Would find that most would pass me by...
Happy Happy Joy Joy
Won't you be my Boy toy...
There once was a man who cheated.
When his wife found out, she fleeted...
Someone to brag about at work to the girls
Someone to shower you with diamonds and pearls...
*some background info to help readers understand...
(( My brother Caleb is dating a girl named Aubrey...
Affection, friendship and God speak to me,
Though that damned Eros has been Greek to me...
Staring at you,
I tread atop the faint creases...
While driving on the back nine
I came upon a fellow...
Dreams delivered,
from a dashing dude called JANIS, who finally...
The generous pusher went and got himself caught.
(To many weirdos heating up the spot...
She: Darling where are you?
He: At home, tired and I want to sleep ... and...