I think I've heard enough
Cough cough cough...
You think your hot shit,
but your hearts really as cold as ice...
(Achem)
Just so you know, I'm proud of my penis size...
It lives with purpose for us all
though sometimes without cause...
I hate you
because you don't believe...
Fairies are not pretty;
that's the commonest of errors...
This poem is for my girlfriend,
and I would just like to give a...
That cat
Lives in my flat...
What would you say,
If I were to take your hand...
I came to you fully packaged,
filled with preservatives...
Gale made limeade
Down by the highway...
She's glad when you say
"You're a moon" though the moon has...