Funny Poems About Relationships

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  • Oh Hi! (3)

    by Brenda

    I think I've heard enough
    Cough cough cough...

  • You think (3)

    by Kylie Jo

    You think your hot shit,
    but your hearts really as cold as ice...

  • My Penis Size (3)

    by Dan Bloom

    (Achem)
    Just so you know, I'm proud of my penis size...

  • The Creature (3)

    by Ronald Edwards

    It lives with purpose for us all
    though sometimes without cause...

  • I Hate You (3)

    by Alone in the crowd

    I hate you
    because you don't believe...

  • Fairies Are Not Pretty (3) 1

    by sibyllene

    Fairies are not pretty;
    that's the commonest of errors...

  • The Other Woman (3)

    by ArtistrySoul

    This poem is for my girlfriend,
    and I would just like to give a...

  • My baby cat (Cinquain) (3) 1

    by Khalid M Darwish

    That cat
    Lives in my flat...

  • Just Practicing... (3) 1

    by Craig Rose

    What would you say,
    If I were to take your hand...

  • Low Fat Love (3)

    by Maple Tree

    I came to you fully packaged,
    filled with preservatives...

  • Limeade (3)

    by rosey

    Gale made limeade
    Down by the highway...

  • A Frisky Girl [String Senryu] (3) 1

    by Khalid M Darwish

    She's glad when you say
    "You're a moon" though the moon has...