Fear not the morning fart, my sweeting,
though its stench be foul, its noise is bright...
My Japanese girl,
pulling me toward the snake...
Giving head is something I don`t do,
You may like it ,but thats too bad for you...
He dumped me for the summer
so he could fyuck around...
Boy you think your so damn hot.
Well I'm here to tell you that your not. Other...
Big butts and boobs thats all a guys looking for,
and they'll like you more...
God made love
and made it true...
*I GOT THIS IN AN EMAIL IT ENTERTAINED ME*
I shave my legs...
A guy will say or do anything to your face,
just to get you back to his place...
Why do I need a man?
To help me open doors...
God made toys,
And Then made boys...
As i watch you with that girl. Looking at her...