You said, the letter you posted me yesterday
the postman denies of such a horrible thing even...
I should have keyed his car like Carrie Underwood.
I should have wrote him a letter telling him he's...
Loved you once. Loved you twice. I'm not stupid...
I told you I don't love you
I said I didn't need you...
She likes him
Does he like her...
Stress
the one ting that nobody likes...
Oh Adam,
Dearest Adam...
This night I shall dream of your bedazzling red...
Wrapped in echoes of your mellifluous penis-music...
Why are you young lady my fan?
I'm just a middle aged man...
Do you know what to expect of him
when you hit the sack...
Succulent, so succulent
Your lovely lips...
If only your girl knew what you told me last week
How many times you call me a day...