If I could be anything, I'd be the purse hanging...
cause all day I'd get to be with you, plus it's a...
I shave my legs, I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any shopping spree...
*i got this off an email and i reckon its mad so i...
1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out...
My mother in law is visiting
Tomorrow just at three...
Your Name the Original Version
I wrote your name in the sky...
Dearest Boys,
This is a notice for all you men...
A bESt fRiEnd WouLd leT yOu DAnCe wiTh a boY...
bUT a TrU FrIEnd WoUld YElL bOy bAc uP She MiNE...
Some are jerks, some are kind, some just stair at...
Them and their friends laugh and blow things up...
I love you
But we have to go our separate ways...
*I GOT THIS IN AN EMAIL IT ENTERTAINED ME*
I shave my legs...
Redneck Wedding
By Mark Spencer...
I'm a slxt because I'll wear shorts and a tank...
I'm a b!!tch because i don't let you push me...