Running her mouth so fast and furious
Making it sound so harsh and serious...
To see us girls cry for a guy
is kind of stupid since all they do...
My bud Lucy called me on the phone,
She said, "You should come over to my...
I saw you there sitting next to him
Pretty as could be...
I love your legs and what's between
I like your style, I like your class...
You are such a great friend I found
although I know you get around...
With A chef? (You get buttered up.)
With A chauffeur? (You get taken for a ride...
*PLEASE VOTE*
THE GUYS THINK THEY CAN CHEAT...
GS: So, Mrs. Smith, do you have any children?
Mrs. Smith: Yes, 13...
Serena is an opposer when it comes to skating
she's bad at choosing guys when it comes to dating...
You're cute as a button, Fuzzy as a Rabbit, But...
Three women are about to be executed. One's a...
She says no, and the executioner shouts...