Funny Poems About Relationships

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  • Baked Beans

    by .:.Mandy.:.

    Baked beans for breakfast baked beans for tea. the...
    Peter had a boat, the boat began to rock and out...

  • Mary had a lil (2)

    by .:.Mandy.:.

    Mary had a lil lamb
    She ate it with mint sauce...

  • Poets

    by .:.Mandy.:.

    Sir, I admit your general rule
    that every poet is a fool...

  • Matilda (1)

    by .:.Mandy.:.

    Matilda told such dreadful lies, it made one gasp...
    discovered this infirmity...

  • Thieving locksmith

    by .:.Mandy.:.

    A thieving locksmith died of late
    And soon arrived at heavens gate...

  • Precious

    by Amethyst

    I lost something dear to me.
    Oh, woe is me...

  • My fall (1)

    by rocker666chick

    Tonights the good
    night...

  • I'll pick you up
    In my car...

  • Surprise (2)

    by Sorefromreality

    I just woke up one early morn
    i was now half naked...

  • This thing (1)

    by RObC

    I am changed by
    knowing you how...

  • Girls want sum too! (6)

    by rebecah

    How do you clue a guy in?
    tell him you want more...

  • Play me (7)

    by Bilquis

    You think you can play me
    But instead I'm playing you...