Funny Poems About Relationships

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  • We Know Where You Live (2)

    by Larry Chamberlin

    We know where you live, believe it.
    You may try but can't get away...

  • Roses are red!

    by Morgan

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue...

  • My Love (2)

    by Forever And A Day

    My love, your a pain in the ass,
    Nothing you ever say lasts...

  • Goofy Love (6) 1

    by Maple Tree

    I cordially invite you, Husband of mine
    to enter my world of toxic rhyme...

  • Fear not the morning fart, my sweeting,
    though its stench be foul, its noise is bright...

  • For Mr. Ex (1) 1

    by Laila Nazim

    -Found this poem, thought it was so funny. Comment...
    Of loving beauty you float with grace...

  • Allergic to Love (5) 5

    by Walter

    I met this awesome girl
    Who to my eyes she would please...

  • Leave (2)

    by kels

    What is your problem?
    What is the deal...

  • Bang Part #1 (1)

    by EmmAlee

    Roses are red, Violets are blue
    If you were my homework, I would do you...

  • Bang Part #2 (4)

    by EmmAlee

    Read Part 1 First.
    Roses are red, Violets are blue...

  • To All You Hoes (2)

    by lostwithin

    Being a pr*stitute is what I love to do,
    All the money I have goes from me to you...

  • Can you handle me? (3) 1

    by kristin

    I told you from the very start
    for me to date you must win my heart...