Funny Poems About Relationships

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  • Fast women and pretty horses (1)

    by Michael D Nalley

    I was born in Louisville
    Not at the Churchill Downs...

  • The first time she said yes (4) 1

    by Michael D Nalley

    I got to the third base
    but I almost forgot...

  • I promise (Limerick)

    by Michael D Nalley

    I promise to stand behind you when you are ahead
    though I know there are many things left best...

  • Glory be, dog gone it !

    by Michael D Nalley

    Well, what was lost
    has been found, sounds...

  • From moonshine to sunshine

    by Michael D Nalley

    There once was a fine club that flowed like the...
    Aye ,I was a taker, sunshine was the giver...

  • Ears and other orifices

    by Michael D Nalley

    If I stuck my elbow in my ear
    I would be double jointed...

  • Money money money (1)

    by sun spots

    My girl is in the money soon,
    but with that she pays a debt...

  • Poetess Limerick (1) 1

    by Michael D Nalley

    For many a long year I've spent most of my time
    searching for a smart lady with reason and rhyme...

  • Rejected Sacrifice!

    by Bonaventure Onuabuchi

    She said she loves me,
    that may be or may not be true...

  • She is she isn't but she is a person of laughter,
    The darfted person you shall met as the days go...

  • Mary's Lamb (limerick) (1) 1

    by Michael D Nalley

    Mary had a little lamb, what a shock
    far be it from me to judge, laugh, or mock...

  • Laundry (2) 1

    by Maher

    Take them off, toss them aside,
    they can't be washed, gotta say goodbye...