Funny Poems About Relationships

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  • Omelet? (16)

    by TJ Arizona Eagle

    Woke up this morning with great expectations
    Quickly got dressed without hesitation...

  • The Other Woman (3)

    by ArtistrySoul

    This poem is for my girlfriend,
    and I would just like to give a...

  • Worst Date Ever (2)

    by Owner of an Untamed Heart

    I don't like sharing this experience
    What I've done still doesn't make sense...

  • A Good Mate (1)

    by Larry Chamberlin

    Rosaura
    tells me the truth...

  • Cheaper than Divorce (1)

    by Larry Chamberlin

    Had I known before we married
    what lay beneath her smile's surface...

  • Derelict Cretins delivered (4)

    by A lonely soul

    Dreams delivered,
    from a dashing dude called JANIS, who finally...

  • Say This (1)

    by Lofallenve

    This might not make much sense to you,
    It barely makes any sense in my head...

  • One vs. Two (5)

    by Mag

    Better to be one
    than exist in two...

  • Don't Eat The Stew!! (1)

    by Peter Duncombe

    It doesn't seem ten years ago I nearly left this...
    I'd just come home from work that day and was...

  • Herr Vilfred's Mirror (1)

    by Romeo Naces

    Herr Vilfred
    consults...

  • Roses are red... (2)

    by carley

    Roses are red
    violets are blue...

  • Masked romance (1)

    by The Po whet

    If I say she is sacred
    that's blasphemy...