When your lover tells you to help her son
how can you refuse for lack of knowledge...
Accept these wishes of your valentine
I do try to rhyme like a bard thine...
Do you mind?
Do you mind brother...
I've a problem just lately perplexing, with the...
and I ponder about what's concerning and just how...
Once I wrote my true love a Nonet
west of the moon at the onset...
There once a girl that was so kinky
Who made promises with her pinky...
Once a nut fell from a stupid tree
At long last it was glad to be free...
I'm a slxt because I'll wear shorts and a tank...
I'm a b!!tch because i don't let you push me...
Little bo peep has lost her sheep.
She doesn't know where to find them...
There are two useful
Emotions in childrearing...
Hand in hand we walk alone
to our special place down by the lake...
Something silly and slightly sexual I wrote one...
I like to bite...