Funny Poems About Relationships

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  • The Quandry (2)

    by Larry Chamberlin

    When your lover tells you to help her son
    how can you refuse for lack of knowledge...

  • Accept these wishes of your valentine
    I do try to rhyme like a bard thine...

  • Do you mind? (2)

    by Michael D Nalley

    Do you mind?
    Do you mind brother...

  • On Local Medicine

    by Allan Padgham

    I've a problem just lately perplexing, with the...
    and I ponder about what's concerning and just how...

  • Love on the Shelf (2)

    by Michael D Nalley

    Once I wrote my true love a Nonet
    west of the moon at the onset...

  • Slinky Promise

    by Michael D Nalley

    There once a girl that was so kinky
    Who made promises with her pinky...

  • Dumb Nut

    by Michael D Nalley

    Once a nut fell from a stupid tree
    At long last it was glad to be free...

  • I'm a .. (2)

    by brokenhearted teenage girl

    I'm a slxt because I'll wear shorts and a tank...
    I'm a b!!tch because i don't let you push me...

  • Little bo peep again (1)

    by Allan Padgham

    Little bo peep has lost her sheep.
    She doesn't know where to find them...

  • Childrearing (syntuit)

    by Larry Chamberlin

    There are two useful
    Emotions in childrearing...

  • Perfect night.. until.. (1)

    by Good Enough

    Hand in hand we walk alone
    to our special place down by the lake...

  • I Like To Bite (2)

    by StarGirl

    Something silly and slightly sexual I wrote one...
    I like to bite...