CH:
I jerk like a fool...
I'm sorry I can't be the one you want
I'm sorry I'm not perfect...
Staring at you,
I tread atop the faint creases...
Finding you was as easy as pie.
realizing that you loved took me 5 years...
This guy I met from across the land
Has swept me away and taken my hand...
We know where you live, believe it.
You may try but can't get away...
My Wifey Is Fun
By:Natalie K. Heym...
March was peacefully sleeping when
A heated argument began...
Whenever I see birds I think about you
because you like those creepy things...
(Achem)
Just so you know, I'm proud of my penis size...
Silly you,
have you forgotten we're through...
Kbhi jo hawa ka jhonka aya.
Tmhri khusboo saath laya...