Fairies are not pretty;
that's the commonest of errors...
Last night you came home from work
With a smirk on your face...
That cat
Lives in my flat...
Well I wrote a poem about my wife
But she said, "If you post it you die"...
I cordially invite you, Husband of mine
to enter my world of toxic rhyme...
I love you
because you have big eyes...
What would you say,
If I were to take your hand...
Mmh ha, yeah ,
Cold is today but I am happy coz its time to play...
She's glad when you say
"You're a moon" though the moon has...
I'm a woman so of course I love to go shopping.
My man, well he'd rather clean up dog droppings...
Take them off, toss them aside,
they can't be washed, gotta say goodbye...
Mary had a little lamb, what a shock
far be it from me to judge, laugh, or mock...