I'd like to submit to you this little dittie,
about some of Burbank's local history...
An old man was in bed with his wife when suddenly...
His wife looked at him and said, "What the...
Why are men so lazy?
they're afraid to wash their own clothes...
Chocolate sprinkles
And a paper bag...
If you love something, set it free!
If it comes back, it was and always will be yours...
A bESt fRiEnd WouLd leT yOu DAnCe wiTh a boY...
bUT a TrU FrIEnd WoUld YElL bOy bAc uP She MiNE...
My girl got a g-string,
never thought she would...
I promised I'd have us a place.
Thought I had the deal clinched...
A grandma and grandpa sat poised on a porch
as in love as when they first met...
R0BERT i miss u s0 s0 much
even th0ugh we're still in t0uch...
Dearest Boys,
This is a notice for all you men...
When I first saw you in spanish class
I just wanted to tap that ass...