Funny Poems About Relationships

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  • My little geek (6)

    by Rayarra Jones

    He chews his food with his mouth open
    He wipes his nose when it runs...

  • Restraining Order (5)

    by stefana

    Okay, so I hacked into his e-mail
    And told his friends he's gay...

  • My Happy Poem (4)

    by Christine

    So here it is,
    The happy one...

  • When I pass I want it,
    When I ask for it I need it...

  • Roses... (4)

    by kate

    Roses Are Red,
    Violets Are Blue...

  • I find your honesty attractive,
    It gets my breadstick erect...

  • Cute Guy: Bad Breath (3)

    by *Charisma*

    I wish that he'd just walk away
    I can't take this horrid smell...

  • (Not sure where to post so i'll put it here...)
    I don't wanna fall in love...

  • Bubbles (4)

    by Michele

    I watch the lazy path of the bubble float
    softly passed the glowing smile of my toddling...

  • Sweet Memories (5)

    by Tiffany

    I see you with her and feel so many emotions all...
    Happy, sad, regret...

  • The Jean Buying Disaster (6)

    by loretta Taylor

    The Jean Buying Disaster
    Shopping has become an exercise in futility for me...

  • You get mad when you don't get your way
    You cry when you don't get laid...