When looking for a girlfriend I
Would find that most would pass me by...
She grazed in death.
in comfort...
You know i love you
and you know you can be an ass...
Happy Happy Joy Joy
Won't you be my Boy toy...
Read Part 1 First.
Roses are red, Violets are blue...
A peach is a peach,
a plum is a plum...
Men are like shoes
never buy the same pair twice...
If you don't have a watch
I'll tell you the time...
I hate the way you talk to me,
Even though i say i don't care...
Excuse me for a second can you tell me something
I can't remember how I gave you that wedding ring...
Mistress Jane
full of determination...
It's a husband's job
to misconstrue his wife's tastes...