Why are men so lazy?
they're afraid to wash their own clothes...
Two eggs met and liked what they saw
One hard boiled and the other one raw...
1. they're so stupid, in that cute little innocent...
2. they're funny, even when they aren't trying to...
Wanted:
A man to love forever more...
I remember when you bought me
That short red dress...
What is your problem?
What is the deal...
Chocolate, thick and oh so sweet
From a spoon, it's you I eat...
Your Name the Original Version
I wrote your name in the sky...
I must admit
that I'm in love...
Like sea and sand
Like rain and shine...
Before She Cheats
Those of you reading this...
Sex is a sin
kissing is a shame...