Hating me won't make you pretty ...at all

Some people say,
DONT FORGET ME.
Some says,
REMEMBER ME ALWAYS.
But I love my attitude and i say,
FORGET ME IF U CAN :p

Laying here in bed, thinking about all the mistakes I've made and all the people I've hurt really makes me wonder... If there's still milk in the fridge.

If caps IS YELLING and this is normal the WhAt DoEs ThIs SoUnD lIkE?

Move on. It's a chapter in the past. But don't close the book, just turn the page.

:D i just remembered when my mom told me that boys only want one thing...and I thought racecars.

If you find my knight in shining armor, tell him to get his late butt in a tux immediately.

It's funny how you kissed a girl, and I let it slide. but when I laugh at a guy's joke, you're ready to kill people.

Why do lovers often say I miss you when they only met a couple of minutes ago?

Want to see a magic trick? POOF!!!! You're single!
Want to hear a joke? Our fake ass relationship!
Want to see the rain fall? Look at every tear I've ever shedded for you.