I love you very much but am broke.

You may keep eating your cousins but when they get pregnant, then you will understand why Seyyid Said moved his capital from Muscat to Zanzibar.

I do not collect Arsenal FC clothing, but I do collect their literature.

I'm not a money man, am a funny man.

More money, more love!

You do not choose your parents nor enemies, why must you choose your lover?

There is a very high line between true love and harassment.

Some weeks are perfect.

Life is meaningless unless you eat, sleep and enjoy your work.

Marriage is about food, sex and money.