Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • Richard of Yumbe gave Sarah beautiful pearls (ROYGSBP).

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  • From corner to Gunner: It's absolutely funny that Willian took the opposing team's corner that resulted into Arsenal FC's 2020 Goal of the Season, now he's a Gunner.

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  • She asked me to get for her raw mangoes and I was attacked by about five wasps while on a mango tree.

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  • Even if she makes more money than me, she cannot make more sperms.

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  • Getting dumped is a free oneway ticket to a new love.

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  • Watching a movie where the antagonist has the same name as a family member is quite nervy.

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  • New friends are like new juice; old friends are like old wine.

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  • The Heartbreak Virus Disease has no vaccine; you must wear a heartmask to prevent it.

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  • One mouth, two ears, three eyes, four limbs and five fingers on each hand.

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  • When you hide your feelings of attraction towards someone, you are labelled a coward. When you express them without fear, you are accused of sexual harassment.

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