Marriage is about food, sex and money.

Richard of Yumbe gave Sarah beautiful pearls (ROYGSBP).

From corner to Gunner: It's absolutely funny that Willian took the opposing team's corner that resulted into Arsenal FC's 2020 Goal of the Season, now he's a Gunner.

She asked me to get for her raw mangoes and I was attacked by about five wasps while on a mango tree.

Even if she makes more money than me, she cannot make more sperms.

Getting dumped is a free oneway ticket to a new love.

Watching a movie where the antagonist has the same name as a family member is quite nervy.

New friends are like new juice; old friends are like old wine.

The Heartbreak Virus Disease has no vaccine; you must wear a heartmask to prevent it.

One mouth, two ears, three eyes, four limbs and five fingers on each hand.