Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • They told me she was conning me and playing me like a toy, but I love her regardless. Every joke must have a punchline.

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  • If someone asks me what can remind a visiting tourist of Uganda best, then I might say yoghurt; the colder, the better! It's a place of milk and honey.

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  • When you take her name and add the second part of mine, you get a new name.

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  • Behind every pregnant woman, there is a man.

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  • What I miss in Black Panther (film) is Storm played by Halle Berry, supposed to be the Queen of Wakanda.

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  • Words cannot buy milk. But they surely can ask for a huge discount or help.

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  • Finding the right wife out of 4 billion women is like a quadratic equation.

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  • If love can kill, I will survive...

    by Oasis
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  • It is impossible for God to believe in women! If not impossible, after creating the eve, he would not have kept the tree of the forbidden fruit alive.

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  • Am I good to be bad?
    Or
    Am I bad to be good?

    -55_ro1

    by 55_ro1
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