Thinks procrastination is a lot like masturbation... At first it seems like a really fun idea, but in the end you realize that you're just f**king yourself

They say honesty is the best way to go. But how do you tell someone that you were dreaming about them? You don't, you lie and say it was a nightmare.

You be my dairy queen & i'll be your burger king.
you treat me right & i'll do it your way.

Those Who Dare Not Risk The Thorn, Should Never Crave The Rose

Of all the things about me that could frighten you,
You worry about my driving.

"Love is when a girl puts on perfume & a boy puts on shaving cologne & they go out & smell each other."
Kari - age 5
...haha just thought that was kinda cute

If you find a friend better or sweeter than me, go ahead, i wont stop you but when that person leaves you, look behind, i'll be there, ready to kick you and say, "better than me,huh??"

Innocent looks
With lovely eyes carrying cute face
Holding sweet smile
I’m the princes
Whom you often dream of
Who has the power to change
Your faith.

Im just wondering how long it’s gunna take for these losers to go away
R.M.D.S.

Peace out
Love in