Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • I do not own a car, but will you BMW (Be My Wife)?

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  • She didn't marry me because she imagined that I only loved her like a brother would.

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  • Like 100 Degrees Celsius, she is so hot that she makes the water in my body boil.

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  • Why can't she be mine; is it because I do not have a lot of money?

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  • August is here to bring you the Best Cheer.

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  • Korean is the Most Romantic Language!

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  • She tastes like yam and fresh passion fruit.

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  • Love is slang for lust.

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  • Different stations, but similar products.

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  • She drained foreign language pride out of me because she had more class in our mother tongue than me.

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