You do not choose your parents nor enemies, why must you choose your lover?

There is a very high line between true love and harassment.

Some weeks are perfect.

Life is meaningless unless you eat, sleep and enjoy your work.

Marriage is about food, sex and money.

Richard of Yumbe gave Sarah beautiful pearls (ROYGSBP).

From corner to Gunner: It's absolutely funny that Willian took the opposing team's corner that resulted into Arsenal FC's 2020 Goal of the Season, now he's a Gunner.

She asked me to get for her raw mangoes and I was attacked by about five wasps while on a mango tree.

Even if she makes more money than me, she cannot make more sperms.

Getting dumped is a free oneway ticket to a new love.