Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • Watching a movie where the antagonist has the same name as a family member is quite nervy.

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  • New friends are like new juice; old friends are like old wine.

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  • The Heartbreak Virus Disease has no vaccine; you must wear a heartmask to prevent it.

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  • One mouth, two ears, three eyes, four limbs and five fingers on each hand.

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  • When you hide your feelings of attraction towards someone, you are labelled a coward. When you express them without fear, you are accused of sexual harassment.

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  • They told me she was conning me and playing me like a toy, but I love her regardless. Every joke must have a punchline.

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  • If someone asks me what can remind a visiting tourist of Uganda best, then I might say yoghurt; the colder, the better! It's a place of milk and honey.

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  • When you take her name and add the second part of mine, you get a new name.

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  • Behind every pregnant woman, there is a man.

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  • What I miss in Black Panther (film) is Storm played by Halle Berry, supposed to be the Queen of Wakanda.

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