PMS is the one time out of every month that us women can act like a man ;)

Man says: heyy baby whuts your sign?

woman says: do not enter

The reason guys have holes in there d**ks is so they can get oxygen to their brains.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me, so throw me down, tie me up and show me how much you like me.

To put it nicely, i hope you choke

Hickory dicory dock,
your girl was on my c o c k,
selling her a s s and doin it fast,
cause i got that a s s on lock.

My cousin said it to his friend.

Best friends are like fat legs, they're always sticking together :]

Men, are like goldfish...
As soon as yours dies, you can just go to Walmart and buy another one for a buck... :)

Men and mascara are the same... they run at the first sign of emotion

DAMN RIGHT IM GOOD IN BED
i can sleep for days