What did the toothpaste say to the toothbrush?
Squezze me hard and I'll cum anytime anywhere.

You make my heart feel something
it's never felt before ..
&& everytime i see you, i fall in love a
[[,,*Little Bit More*,,]]

Guys hate to hear the words DONT and STOP...unless yu put them together

If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?

All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!!

Who put an "s" in the word lisp?

... They say a little hard work won't kill you...
but i don't want to risk it...

You are the styrofoam peanuts to the poorly-packed cardboard box of my soul.

Always wear cute pajamas to bed cuz u never know who might be in ur dreams...!!!!

There are four animals after sex...can you guess what they are?

2 tired A-S-S-E-S
1 wet pussy
and
1 dead COCK