Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • What would u do if i got shot

    would u run to me with some pot

    to make the pain go away?

    or would u run the other way

    because it turns out u were gay

    by unkmown
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  • ...{Well they say that love is a bolt from the blue..but was is a bolt, but a glorified screw?}...

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  • TO me YOur not just the world...YOur everything that i hold...My heart, My sorrow, and even my feellling that are deep deep inside. So please dont hurt me for i know somethen to...I have the keys to you car...and I know how much its worth to you ;)

    by Megan
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  • .::Lets Make A Deal... You Dont Broke My Heart And Ill Tell My Dad To Put Away His Shotgun::.

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  • When i think of him, i think of candy, nice and sweet!!

    When i think of her i think of Santa,
    Ho(e) Ho(e) Ho(e)!!!!

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  • Theres nothing a girl wants more then something she cant have..

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  • If I promise to miss you, will you go away?

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  • Sexy is what u call her when u want sex,
    Hot is what u call her when u want to be freinds
    but beautiful is what u call her when u want to make her smile

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  • Ther aint an I in s-l-u-t but there is a U

    by kayla
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  • IF Women WERE MADE TO CHASE MEN,
    THEN SHOULDN'T HAVE GOD MADE MEN WORTH CHASING?

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