Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • The man may be the head of the house, but the woman is the neck, and she can turn the head ANY WAY SHE WANTS TO!

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  • If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket left, i'd really REALLY miss you

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  • I'm not his stalker! I'm his girlfriend. =]

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  • A black cat crossing your path mean the animal is GOING SOMEWHERE

    by Mimi
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  • I need you like a nerd needs porn

    by Tony E
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    I intend to live forever, or die trying.

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  • I love him oh yes i do
    hes for me and not for you
    if by chance you take my place
    ill take my fist
    and hit your face

    by spence
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  • ONLY A TRUE GUY DAT WANTSz TO BE WiT U WiLL ASK PERMiSSiON FROM UR PARENTSz TO BE WiT U

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  • I tried to see things from your point of view ;; but sadly, I couldn't get my head that far up my ass.

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  • Love your enemies; it really pisses them off!

    by Rachel
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