When I say I love you, I either do, or you're dreaming. |
(my mate said this to me when i was giving him the evils... hehe) |
I don't blame you for breaking my heart. It just made me mad that duct tape didn't fix it. |
True friends are like condoms, they are always there when it gets hard. |
A good friend will |
I'm not one of those |
Guys can be like toilets; taken, out of order, unavailiable, or full of crap. |
Boyfriend goes to give girlfriend some blood. |
He said, " I love you " |
A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath. |