Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • When I say I love you, I either do, or you're dreaming.

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  • (my mate said this to me when i was giving him the evils... hehe)

    stop looking at me in that tone of voice, it smells a funny colour...

    by Jo
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  • I don't blame you for breaking my heart. It just made me mad that duct tape didn't fix it.

    by x Mo x
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  • True friends are like condoms, they are always there when it gets hard.

    by kali
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  • A good friend will
    comfort you when he
    rejects you, but a best
    friend will go up to him and say,
    "It's because you're gay,
    isn't it?"

    by Kye
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  • I'm not one of those
    girls you can play with.
    If you want one, then
    go and buy a
    Barbie!!!!!

    by Kye
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  • Guys can be like toilets; taken, out of order, unavailiable, or full of crap.

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  • Boyfriend goes to give girlfriend some blood.
    Shortly after, they break up.
    Boyfriend : Right, before you go i want my blood back!
    Girlfriend : *hands him a tampon* i'll pay you back monthly!

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  • He said, " I love you "
    I sneezed and siad, " 0h sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit "

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  • A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.
    "Mom, are these my brains?"

    "Not yet," she replied.

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