Roses are red monsters are green
look in the mirror and you'll see what i mean

Guy: So my place or yours
Girl: Both, you will go to yours and ill go to mine

So basically - I'm gonna go all third grader
on your ass and double dog dare you to fall in love with me.

Never regret the things that ever made You Smile =]]

PEOPLE SAY IM B!T(HY
I JUST DONT KN0W H0W T0 SAY FU(K Y0U P0LITELY

Her eyes are like the sea
Her hair is like hay
I'm going to invite her over for tea
Then tell her Im gay

One who uses her beauty to get what she wants, but does doesn't think she's beautiful. That's deep.

Sheila! Come back to me; I baked you a muffin!

-Caboose. Red vs Blue

One day in the middle of th night
2 dead men got up to fight
back to back they faced each other
drew their swords and shot each other

PiCK UP LiNE:
BABY, i MAY N0T BE FRED FLiNST0NE, BUT i CAN MAKE Y0UR BED R0CK.
YABBADABBAD000!
(thought that was too funny!)