Please prescribe
this biitch a larger
dose of STFU

If you don't get caught...everything's legal!

Love is when you can be a total dork,
Be stupid with each other,
Make retarded faces,
And stick your tounges out at each other

Oh please...
Pretty girls turn heads...
but my girls fcuking break necks.

"I don't mind coming to work, but that eight hour wait to go home is nonsense."

"I'm with you, because me and stupid just weren't working."

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. ;]

State the obvious i didnt get my perfect fantasy... i realize you loved yourself more than could ever love me... so go and tell your friends that im obsessive and crazy... thats fine ill tell mine your GAY!

*Taylor Swift Lyric for Picture to burn*

It's funny how common sense isn't really common.

Shoes can change your life..

Just ask cinderella!!