Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • Cutest fight
    Girl
    I want to end this relationship,
    i wil return you everything which you gave me!
    Boy
    ok! lets start with
    “Kisses

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  • The greatest happiness of life is knowing we are loved-loved for who we are, or sometimes, loved inspite of how we are. -Victor Hugo

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  • Boy: want to go on a date?
    girl: sure whatt do u want to do?
    boy: go to the movies?
    girl:what do u wana see?
    boy:........you

    :)

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  • Its not that i hate you its just...ok put it this way if you were on fire and i had water. I would drink the water.

    by Tori
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  • Keep playing with it and it might break.

    by Asia
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  • If you have someone that will put up with you still doing sidewalk chalk at 30 don't ever leave them .

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  • He is the kinda person to try to drown a fish. but you know what, i do too. :)

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  • Clothes are overrated, panties are debated

    by Mike
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  • Girls say its not the size of the boat that counts, its the motion in the ocean... Well its pretty f**kin hard to get to England in a row boat.

    by Punkin
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  • Has already met Mr Player, Mr Bullshiter, Mr f**kabout, Mr Jealous, Mr Slag, Mr 'Issue', Mr Stress, Mr 'I think with my knob' so is Mr Right next? Doubt it

    by Punkin
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