&&He said:

"I don't know why you wear a bra, you don't
have anything to put in one."

So She Said:

"You wear pants, don't you?

xD

Love me now, or love me never,
But if you love me, love me forever!

After friend tells the story of himself betting all on red on Roulette and losing:

"Ohhh dude that sucks.. you should have picked black!"

Everything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

Girl: Sometimes I just feel like you never notice me...Charles...I think we should break up...

Charles: WHAT THE HELL?!
Benches aren't supposed to talk!!

A penny for your thoughts
a nickle for a kiss
a dime if you tell me that you love me ....
imagine what i'd do for a quater

Guys are like bubble rap...they look tough, but are really fragile...one little thing can make them explode...and they are extremely loud when they do!

I'm not staring at your butt;
I'm just admiring your back pockets

Save a whistle, blow a lifegaurd

Ur the one person who findes my stupidness cute
=P