He said-baby I will never lie to you.
she said-are you a man?
He said-yea
She said-then you will lie, that's what men do.

I love you more than a fish loves its plastic castle <3

Mirrors don't talk, and luckily for you, they don't laugh either!

Never tell your problems to someone.
20% don't care
And 80% are glad you have them.

A husband will learn to behave when a wife learns to shut up.

My ultimate goal is to live forever..so far so good..

:))

Until there's a ring on my finger and a ticket to Spain I'm off limits from the waist down.

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy;

Her heart.

An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -Agatha Christie

Matt Murdock: So does every guy have to go through all this just to find out your name?
Elektra: You should try asking for my number.